The Tree of Wisdom provides randomized dialogue in a special dungeon room.

Wisdom lines

The first line is always:

“Hello traveller, I am the tree of wisdom. I will bless you with knowledge.”

Afterward, it cycles through these 50 lines in a random order:

1. “Wood lasts exactly 6 seconds in a furnace, just enough for two items.”
2. “Stone can be used as a weapon in the tool bench.”
3. “You can navigate to the save files by clicking the folder icon in the save/load menu.”
4. “The world would be a boring place if everything was black and white.”
5. “It will never be perfect, so accept "good enough" and then move on.”
6. “Start small and build momentum. Going straight for the big one is unwise.”
7. “Life is too short to feel sorry for yourself, so stop complaining and start doing.”
8. “Don't let other's opinion of you dictate your life. Grab the steering wheel and go where you want.”
9. “Don't be dragged down by yesterday's problems or the future's uncertainty. Live now.”
10. “Pets love you unconditionally, so love them back.”
11. “Material goods mean nothing, what truly matters are your connections.”
12. “Tomorrow is not a guarantee, so live every day like it's your last.”
13. “Don't let other people's success drag you down. Learn from it and succeed too.”
14. “Do not drink the purple juice.”
15. “If something is moldy, get rid of it. The dangerous mycelium roots are invisible.”
16. “When eating spicy food, know that what comes in must come back out.”
17. “A few greedy seconds could cost you all of them.”
18. “Stop playing Starground, go call your grandma and tell her you love her.”
19. “Just a few minutes of your own time could mean the world to someone.”
20. “A compliment only takes a second, but it can brighten up someone's entire day.”
21. “Treat the Earth with respect. It's the only one we've ever had.”
22. “There is always someone there to help you when you're going through a tough time.”
23. “Times always get better. Just because they're bad now doesn't mean they always will be.”
24. “Dont wait around till next week, until the end of time.”
25. “Stop planning and start doing. Action means more than thinking.”
26. “The world is only getting worse if you are expecting it to.”
27. “Deep down we are all the same skeletons, so don't act like it's any different.”
28. “Always get the bulk paper towel packs at Sam's Club. It's a lot cheaper.”
29. “Don't feel like you have to apply labels to yourself just because everyone else is.”
30. “Compromise is always the solution, we are too diverse for anything else.”
31. “Heat up your milk BEFORE putting the hot chocolate powder in.”
32. “The tools you use are not important, but only your ability to use them.”
33. “Functionality first, readability second, and performance last.”
34. “Problems when looked back upon are a blip in time, but fun is forever.”
35. “People don't care as much as you think, so put yourself out there and meet people.”
36. “Constantly challenge your world view. Don't isolate yourself in a bubble.”
37. “Money doesn't mean anything if you aren't happy.”
38. “Don't work yourself to death, work yourself to contentment.”
39. “Lighting is everything. Good lighting with a bad camera is better than the opposite.”
40. “Treat yourself and get a mechanical keyboard, you won't ever go back.”
41. “Find the meaning in your life, even if that's something as small as being kind.”
42. “No contribution is too small, the collective outweighs the individual.”
43. “Don't define your success on results, but on your effort.”
44. “Is that a sword in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
45. “You can eat food to regenerate health (in Blockgame).”
46. “Subscribe to olliefuzion.”
47. “This morning I woke up today in this morning in the morning I woke up this morning I woke up.”
48. “Thank you alpha testers <3”
49. “+1 (605) 313-4000”
50. “Have you been mewing? You gotta get your looksmaxxing in bro. You haven't? Blud is cooked.”